the Milk Bar presents
MYSTERY SCHOOL DANCE
Mystery School Dance 3/3/2017
Milk Bar, San Francisco, CA
Showtime: 10 PM (2 sets)
What's that now?! Authoritarian regime got you down?!! Is the fear of losing basic human rights, and an unnerving sense of impending doom consuming every fiber of your being? Are you suffering from Presidential Whiplash?!! Well, the amazing folks at Mystery School Dance have developed a formula so potent that it will cure ALL of the above symptoms, PLUS can be used on:
Sad Relationship Mode
Fatigue due to life
Lack of human contact due to job
AND now even cures:
The I have Nothing to Do, but I wish I did blues!!
For this once in a lifetime opportunity, just come to Milk Bar on March 3rd at 10 PM. You'll be administered two strong doses of MSD, over the course of a few hours. By the time the treatment is over, we guarantee your heart will be fuller, your soul will be more prepared for flight, and your mind will feel cleared of burdensome worries and cocerns!! THAT'S RIGHT!! For just the small price of $10 you can cure all of the symptoms of Presidential Whiplash, plus the included list of conditions above!! Don't you miss it, don't you miss it!! Some of you people just about missed it!! Last time to make plans to go to Mystery School Dance at Milk Bar Friday, March 3rd!!! Dr. Phil, of Phil and The Babes fame will also be celebrating a Birthday, so extra goodness and extra thick grooves for everyone in attendance!!
Side effects may include, but are not limited to:
Brain rattling grooves and bass lines
Booty Shaking Beats
Fluffy piano flourishes
Incendiary Guitar Solos!! Incendiary!
And if all that wasn't enough, we will be celebrating the 29th birthday of our beloved bassist Phil Garcia. Come wish him a happy birthday in the form of your funkiest dance moves.
Doors at 9pm / Music at 10pm / 21+ Only / $10
MSD embodies the spirited history of psychedelic music in the Bay Area while continually creating new grooves and pathways through adventurous improvisation.